Footlooker

Definition: A person that checks out the feet and/or shoes of others. Most often used to describe women, but was coined in reference to a man.
Example: "It is not like Gavin Sherlock is creepy or anything, he is just a footlooker."
Origin: K explaining to M and Dub that she is not bothered by a person commenting often on her shoe choice.

Situation

Definition: Normal Websters definition of a situation.
Example: "Did you know we have like seven kinds of cheese? Yeah, we totally have the cheese situation under control."
Origin: None really. Kate just way overuses the word, which leads to Mary overusing the word, so on and so forth.

Douche List

Definition: Worldwide list of men ranked on scale of douchey-ness.
Example: "I mean WOW, you should have seen this guy, he was all popped-collar-pointy-boots-wearing, def the 8th douche of the world."
Origin: Kate and Dub meeting the number one douche, and numbers 2-5 shortly thereafter, on San Jo road-trip during summer they were 19.

Ideal Party Demographic

Definition: The group of people with whom you share similar weekend activity and party interests.
Example: "I would call you to hang out more often, but you guys are not really my ideal party demographic."
Origin: Over pizza, Sam explaining to Mary, Dub, and Kate why he doesn't hang out with them very much.